WHO IS RON PAUL??? FEAST YOUR EYES, MY FRIENDS...
Ron Paul- Hemp advocate
Magneto- Mutant advocate
Ron Paul- Bush is helping global warming with the Iraq War.
Magneto- Humans are evil and only care about themselves.
Ron Paul- Wears a helmet to prevent people from seeing that he is, in fact, insane.
Magneto- Wears a helmet to prevent telepathic mutants from tracking him.
Ron Paul- Doctor, has delivered over 4000 babies.
Magneto- Holocaust survivor, has killed 4000 humans.
Ron Paul- The piercing eyes, the metallic tie.
Magneto- The piercing eyes, the metal-bending ability.
Ron Paul- Running for Leader of the Free World.
Magneto- Leader of the Brotherhood of Mutants.
I believe we have uncovered who this Ron Paul is...a dangerous angry powerful insane mutant. Tell your friends, call the media. We have discovered the truth.
Voter beware.
2 comments:
Funny, I actually thought about that when I was posting my drunken presidential preview. But there's no shot in hell he would get the nom anyways, he can go back to his island with that hot, blue chick and try to find more ways to turn us all into mutants.
Phew, thank goodness, to be Canadian eh?!
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