I Had a Dream...

What I am about to tell you is an actual dream I had. Please bear in mind that dreams do not follow a set path or direction. I can tell you that I was not on any drugs, alcohol, and I had not just finished reading Mein Kampf or something. Weird.

I, along with my wife and a former manager where I work were at a house which looked somewhat similar to my grandparent's house. We were just hanging out when my friend suggested that we go to Tom Cruise's house. Tom's house was 2 doors down by the way and was also a ranch-style house. So, we walked over and went inside. There, we found Tom and Katie Holmes drinking it up and watching TV. Tom and Katie wanted to play poker, so we all sat down and began to play Texas Hold 'Em. After a few hands (which in the dream seemed to take about 5 seconds), Tom and Katie decided to go to the bedroom and have sex while the rest of us sat around and wondered why we had come here in the first place. So, we decided to walk around their house and look around. Bathroom painted black, a second bedroom with a picture of L. Ron Hubbard on the wall (swear to God), and after we walked down the hallway, we found the bedroom. Naturally, we chose to walk in. We found Katie and Tom and another man engaged in some general tom-foolery in the sack. Tom, looking quite content with the sausage-Holmes sandwich just laughed as we walked in. Upon seeing this, we made fun of him for a second and decided that we had seen enough and walked home. As we walked into the open garage of the house strangely like my grandparent's house, a gray truck filled with children in Nazi uniforms came towards us, jumped out of the truck and began firing on us, shouting things which sounded German, but were in fact random no-sense phrases which sound sort of German. It felt like we were getting shot (I have been told this may have been my cat walking on me as I slept.) Shortly after that, we fled into the back bedroom of the house which looked kind of like Tom Cruise's bedroom, only without the man-on-man-on-Katie orgy. At this point, I woke up. Cat was on the bed, so most likely he was the shooter. On the TV was a Discovery Channel show about deadly spiders or snakes or something. That definitely was a dream to remember...sans the orgy.