Wednesday, September 17, 2008

In Lieu of Good News...


The world's smallest man (29 inches tall) met the woman with the longest legs (52 inches long) in London this week. This was more interesting news than the article about Michelle Obama being on the best-dressed list. I was going to put up the story about the mother using her daughter's identity to join the high school cheerleading squad, but that's more of a Lifetime movie. Oh, and AIG got bailed out by the Fed. $85 billion dollars. You know, Peter Francis Geraci has bankruptcy info tapes that could have been purchased for like 20 bucks...I know you've seen the commercial. Couldn't we try that?

2 comments:

John Peddie said...

I saw the picture before the text appeared on my screen and thought for a second that that was Daryl Hanna giving birth to the Golden Child.

Godfather Weilhammer said...

Hahahahahaha...awesome. Only you would come up with a reference like that.