Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Yes! Yes! Health Care Reform! It's Beautiful!!!!!!!


Well, much to my dismay, Comrade Obama and our beloved Congress have passed health-care reform.  After changing the bill, adding items to get votes, removing those items after a public outcry, re-adding the same items with smiley-face stickers to make them more digestible, telling Republicans they were going to create a bi-partisan bill and then shutting them out of the meetings in which the bill was written, and after major polls in most media outlets showed that this bill did not have even 50% approval among voters, Premier Pelosi slammed down her gavel and passed the single-greatest piece of wealth redistribution and socialism to hit the US since the Red Scare.

I'm not going to go all postal about this, because I truly believe that Obama and the DNC have now lost independent voters and white males, the 2 reasons he won the presidency.  I see a frightfully bad night for the DNC next November, and quite frankly, as long as Pelosi is stripped (eeewwwww) of her title and shoved back into a small role as the lady who looks like a mole on the Hill, I'll be happy.  I imagine there will be a strong enough sentiment once more details come out about this to overthrow this bill and shove it back into the ass it came from.

What concerns me more than anything is what these douchebags are going to do in the time up to the election.  Today, I hear Obama is now going to fund oil exploration in the Pacific.  Now, let me see, who was it that suggested this a couple of years ago?  Who was it that said this was a good idea while Obama suggested we concentrate on our "clean-coal" bullshit and other forms of money-wasting energy?  Oh yeah, Republicans.  Obama sent more troops into Afghanistan, even though a strong point of his campaign was to end the war and stop this horrible violence created by the evil Bush administration.  Hmm, perhaps sending more troops was not the best idea if you want to stick to those ever-so-fading campaign promises.

So, I'm going to take a wild guess on what's going to happen next.  Obama needs a Dig 'Em statue (thank you Family Guy).  I'll bet you Obama and the Central Committee will hammer thru a god-awful immigration bill giving millions of illegals full right to be in this country.  As the quickest-growing demographic, Obama knows this will be a great way to ensure that Hispanics will flock to him...and he'll have the best looking lawn in DC.  He needs to find a group he hasn't pissed off yet, and giving illegals citizenship along with uber-wonderful health care paid for by me will help push him past the unpopularity of his health care nightmare.

God help us.  It's only going to get worse.

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